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There Is No More Internet

Started by sbspalding · 11 months ago

BOING

Click click

Click click click CLICK CLICK CLICK!!

Hmmph.

Dial phone.

Auto Message: There is no more Internet. Good bye.

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29 comments

  • I was unable to comment due to the recent and untimely closing down of the Internet. Its loss is felt, if only briefly.
  • we would have to start talking to each other. oh my, the multitasking grinds down to zero.
    thanks mr. postman. :O)
  • Few years back in high school my teacher asked to write an essay on what happens if we dont have electricity suddenly on one day... I wrote enough but george got better marks than me as he wrote that no vehicles can move- no spark plugs works! This is the one you nicely interprets here the world without internet - am fearing!
  • I wonder if we remember how to have an extended conversation or how to work through conflict face to face?
  • Social Skills. I can see community colleges classes already. "Learn How to Talk to a Human, again". :O))

    Maybe it will help solve the misunderstandings that occur in flat 2 dimensional emails and text messages. The sound of voice puts meaning behind each word.
    :O)
  • This article made me realize how much I depend on and at the same time take the internet for granted. Sure, there's a lot wrong with the internet but its not that hard to stay away from bad neighborhoods. I do tons of historical research and use historical newspaper databases so the thought of having to make a trip downtown to the central library and search through microfiche every time I needed to find some information is scary. I probably wouldn't bother.
  • I remember going to the library to do school papers and always leaving in frustration when a book was checked out that I needed. I would hover over the deposit box to see if it got returned. I miss the dewey decimal system.

    :O)
  • Hi Ophelia,

    It's good to see your posts again!

    I went 2.5 weeks without the internet, and I missed it. I missed the feeling of the smooth keys underneath my finger tips. I missed the gentle clacking sound they made with each tap. The benefits? No more tendonitis. No more eye strain. And (gulp), more human interaction! I realized how socially awkward I've become. But during this time away, I smiled and got smiles back! Real smiles, not emoticons. I made eye contact, and I hugged.

    When I returned to the States, I dreaded answering all those emails and entering the working world (and blogging world again).

    Now, I long for human interaction. And I hope some day to meet you in person, Miss Ophelia.

    Keep writing,
    Emily
  • I will get out to NY soon. Somehow.:O) As much as I am a hermit during the day, I manage to get out to be with people. I love the sounds, smells, movements of being with people. There is this barrier online that is as solid as it is ephemeral. An invisible wall.
  • I actually hate to admit just how internet dependent I've become. From ordering pizza, finding out movie times, dating, throwing fits, and start arguments. Who needs people!?! In all seriousness, even though I try to shy away from partaking in the world of social media, I actually use Facebook, Twitter, etc. as a conduit to try and meet people in real life. No substitute for that.
  • it would be like a natural disaster, when people emerge from their houses to start asking "what happened?!"
    We would start banding together and communicating with the people closest to us.
  • I, uh, actually used to live in a time of no internet. Really. It's true. There were no cell phones either, or ipods. There were walkmans and, before that, transistor radios. And we used public phones, which, believe it or not, worked just fine. People went to work, people called travel agents, people went on blind dates... some how, it all was OK...no pain, actual accomplishment. Honest.
  • You and I have those skills, but what about that "text messages only" generation, the ones that make that face when you say to them, "just leave a voice message dammit!". I could survive without the internet, but it will take a while to get up to any speed that was similar to what I have now. I can't think of a mode of communication that I rely on more than the internet.

    But the thought of "organic free range" dating is very tempting.

    :O)
  • Without the internet, nobody is going to skim thru my lame comments. :(
  • Oh you. If there was no internet, how could I meet wonderful people like you?
  • Well, it would be a little annoying, but I got along fine before I used the Internet, and I suspect I'd be o.k. again once it disappeared. I'd still have information I got from the Internet, including people's mailing addresses.
  • it would be weeks of news articles on how to live without the internet, experts would spring up from nowhere telling you how to live your life without it. and what would be the communication tool that would replace it?

    we would certainly live a slower life, and information would grind down to a snail's pace. but is that wrong? somehow it almost sounds romantic.

    :O) ophelia
  • I guess I'd have to start burning DVDs of witty videos I've found, faxing clever anecdotes, and most importantly, find some alternate pornography source.
  • Well, the sex industry will take the biggest dive. Billions will be lost, and brick and mortar stores will have to pop up. The anonymity of the web offered shy buyers the chance to view pornography in the safety of their homes/offices. If the internet goes away, they will have to find another way to build their libraries and go out into the open. The post office will be one of the biggest winners in this, the "plain brown wrapper" will be seen once more in greater numbers.

    :O)
  • i'd have to start buying CD's again?

    Oh - and conversations would end abruptly mid sentence as the person you were talking to raised a drawing of a whale being raised out of water
  • that's hilarious about the Whale. We would have to rely on our memories for conversations, and we wouldn't be able to cut out when we wanted to without being impolite.

    All the music companies would be rejoicing, along with the newspapers. Independent Book stores would start popping up all over.

    But I bet Zip drives would still stay in the land of the Dead.

    :O)
  • We'd just have to remember all the things we did before it. At the same time we could end those harmful motor emissions by going back to the horse & cart. And sea states must have masses of caves which could be lived in to ease the mortgage crisis. And the government could sell them on to help reduce its deficit. We could take up hunting & fishing & growing in a big way & have fresh organic food & who needs Walmart. And we'd have so few needs we'd hardly need to work anymore. This could be the start of something big.
  • I have my own little garden. It manages to feed us with tomatoes, peaches, avocados, oranges, figs and lettuce. Now if we went back to the days of canning for the winter, I would be spending my time to store food for the scarce times. And get some chickens too for the eggs. We would be self-sufficient. The community aspect comes into play as well, barter, trade and help in scarce times.

    It could be something big and worldwide.

    thanks for the comment. :O)
  • I would just enjoy watching the whole world without Internet. :) The lithic age... That's so wonderful, isn't it? :)

    Ok, don't kill me. It was just a joke.
  • LOL! Yes, life would be a bit different.
  • If there was no internet, someone would have to create flashcards of textor, so that we could communicate face to face. I would hold up a "LOL" to your "ROFL" card . ;O)
  • I can't Imagine what the world would be without internet. Your're so funny A.F.
  • It would be an interesting exercise to come up with what we can do without. There are the simple things, carbs, stationary bikes, but what about the items we use on a daily basis? Cars? We could probably give up Newspapers, which a few years ago would've been Heresay to even whisper, but now, the papers are struggling to stay above water.
  • Gmail and MacMail both went down for a few hours today. The twitter boards went crazy with :
    • sarabozich @EdGrohl I was so relieved Gmail was down. I thought my employer decided to block it on my berry.

    • cinevegas Gmail going kaput reminds me of the great Twitter outage of 08...oh wait...

    • paulvalach @evo_terra I heard gmail was down...but was busy with other crapola.. found out on Seesmic actually.. go figure

    • paulvalach @evo_terra I heard gmail was down...but was busy with other crapola.. found out on Seesmic actually.. go figure

    • Google Search: Results 1 - 10 of about 1,250,000 for gmail down

    It even made Gawker, HuffingtonPost, TechCrunch and other sites.

    This was a small taste of what would happen if there was a total blackout of the internet.

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