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Of course there are several problems with a dead mans switch service, such as being able to guarantee the integrity of the data and something happening, like a car accident, which prevents you from flipping the 'switch', whereby the information is released even though you are not really dead.
some people will say, "but what if someone with the same name as me...",
it won't happen because you would've entered enough data that can be cross referenced with the incoming data to make sure it is "really you who is dead".
we could then change your screen name to RIP.
:O)
ophelia
:O) Morticia Chong aka the "One with the Shovel"
source: www.diegle.com
"You wear clothes that not even a teenage girl would consider"
"I won't need those DVDs that you borrowed anymore"
and more...
"Your wife is a b*tch!"
"I slept with your best friend, on your birthday"
Ummm these aren't real or anything...just funny...yeah just funny! *LoL*
"I peed in your pool"
"Your Thanksgiving turkey was always dry as dust"
" I never slept with your cousin Bob, but I did with cousin Sue"
"I am keeping your lawn mower"
and for the same no extra cost, we won't do it. your choice.
Imagine the trail of "you did this..." and the "i always loved you, sorry for not showing it" emails.
could be interesting.
Don't forget the levels of participation from the cheapest to the most expensive:
Burnt Offerings to Embalmed Mummy
I love me some zombies.
"Yes you do look fat in those pants"
"I faked it"
"I lied when I said I loved you more than my chihuahua"
Merci Mon Ami! Ou est le chien? Mon dieu! Le chien est dan le bains. (that's it for my Canadian french)
something new everyday ;)
It is the age of the Zombie. The Emailing Dead. It is really Spam in a Can.
okay, i am now grossing myself out.
On 8/20/08, Disqus <notifications-
What is our greatest fear? The dead. What will cure that fear?
Certainly not this service...imagine the boon to the psychotherapy business...
I remember watching the documentary by Bernard Manning after he died - he knew he was dying and made this clip for his friends and family - quite eery really.
We have so much to say, and never enough time. What would it be like to actually record a message to a loved one? Would it make us rethink how we treat people?
Wouldn't it be nice to get an email from a friend saying" I miss you, have a good life"?
or from a client "Sorry I forgot to sign the check, oops my bad."
Yup....
You crack me up so much—thanks for today's chuckle. I see you've still got The Walking Dead comics on the brain! Mmm... Brains.
You should really get on these ideas, missy. Designer kitsch dolls, Tom Cruise pull-string toy, and now emails from the dead. Definitely let me know if you start this service. ~____^
oh wait i have a craving for sushi now.
1. Users can release their "Final Video" to the public to view, as a pre-death apology to the world or statement
2. Viewers can watch the videos and vote for the best "Final Statement"
3. Viewers can also reply to the Video comment by adding a video, text or audio.
4. Users can allow the comments to follow the Final Statement or not.
5. Users can post Homages to themselves.
6. Not Dead Yet But Still Want to Clear the Air by Anonymous Users
7. Pre Selected emails to friends telling them that they aren't Dead Yet, but just in case here is "what i reallly think of you".
8. Building a Dead Network before you die. You will need friends in Heaven or Hell.
there are sites out there that have a very serious "memorial" tone to them. This one is more lighthearted. Death is about loss, but it is also about remembering that person, and hopefully you can smile when you do.
:O)
Well, to be honest, no many people are dare to discuss about the "Death" matter, as most of them think that this is not a suitable subject to talking with...
By the way, I loved the way you're presented your post, Ophelia :)
Peeking in on them from time to time simply won't work - long-term monitoring is usually required, as their movement can be so subtle. Stop-motion cameras work well for this. One of the best techniques is to detect their movement indirectly, by periodically checking the amount of junk food packaging in their trash cans throughout a workday.