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Re: New Words For A New World

Monavie Acai Berry — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:46:38 -0000

SEO-iphied
I like the word SEOed more actually !!!

Re: New Words For A New World

Bijou Argent Tibetain — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:02:36 -0000

"SEO-iphied: Throwing in the word “google” in the source code."

So true. Google, not only in the context of SEO, but in general must be the word of the century.

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:01:52 -0000

maybe FinallyNoodledToDeath Mail

:O)

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:58:33 -0000

SEO experts/gurus. always be careful of who you hire, one thing to say you are the guru, another to be one.

girl avatars, packaging makes the sell. :O)

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:57:30 -0000

i love "lickibliity" its soooo you know ewww.

Re: New Words For A New World

Time Tracker — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:58:21 -0000

Would there be a defined term for keeping a site in 'beta' clearly past it's beta point, i.e. Gmail?

Re: New Words For A New World

offshore hosting — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:33:21 -0000

How bout Connability? I'm sure there are tons of scammers out there that wants your attention. Though I like Flurt... but I chase after the gal-avatars.

Re: New Words For A New World

wilson — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:49:03 -0000

I always try to use these two words, "lickibility" and "ickibility" in my articles, although it's sounds disgusting to me here lol

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 10:24:16 -0000

A new word:

Medicatability
A site that has a new Patch every day to keep the Bugs away.

Re: New Words For A New World

mossiwo — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:02:12 -0000

useful for a new ground! thanks Steve...

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:54:45 -0000

thanks frank!

Today's new word: Slide-itis
An allergic rash that VCs get when they are in a dark room with a four hour powerpoint that the presenter has to read every page to them and use a laser pointer as he/she reads across the slide.

Re: New Words For A New World

Frank Polenose — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:25:14 -0000

Some great "new words" here - let's use them all!

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:12:20 -0000

I would start screaming if my dog licked any of my hardware. Dog drool is gooey.

I just got an email from a site that I had ignored for over a year (surprised it was still around) that it missed me. It is creepy when emails like that sound like ex-boyfriends. "where are you? i miss you! come back!" ewww.

Thanks for commenting! :O)

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:10:15 -0000

Maybe I should replace it with "tion"
Rabidtion
Gummition
Fleshtion

Actually sounds alot better. or maybe "ounce"
Rabidounce
Gummounce
Fleshounce

Not bad. It's beginning to sound like medication now.

"Can't Sleep? Try Gummounce! Not Chewy, but Gummy!"
"Need to loose that extra five pounds? Take Fleshounce!"

Getting better...

Thanks for commenting!

Re: New Words For A New World

KiKiJones — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:56:45 -0000

Aw, c'mon. You gotta toss the 'ness' words. I think truthiness both opened and shut that door. Possibly on the same day.

Re: New Words For A New World

Monavie — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:04:53 -0000

My favorite was "Lickibility
The condition where you will settle for just licking the monitor. Goes for Food sites as well."

It reminds me of that forward everyone sent around that has a pug dog licking the screen. I could do with less Gumminess sites though!

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:24:39 -0000

thanks!

"Fish Eyeballs": similar to "having eyeballs on your site", but with the addition of just plain staring at your site while held captive in a glass bowl.

thanks for commenting! :O)

Re: New Words For A New World

Rachel — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:13:26 -0000

I like Awkwardology!

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:04:05 -0000

Heres' a new one for Advertising:

"Alexa-paralysis"
When websites gives you numbers that don't jive with your numbers. Both parties then go into facial and vocal paralysis. A Stare-Downation happens and only the first one that blinks first looses.

Thanks for commenting! :O)

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:01:29 -0000

Another term:
"FullyDressified"
A public profile where you are wearing at least 3 pieces of clothing.

"BWD"
Blogging while Drunk. Defying all the odds you upload a post and forget about it until your Boss or ex reads it.

Thanks for commenting! :O)

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:58:41 -0000

thank you! I also like "SwampThinginess": A blog that sinks to the bottom and comes back to haunt you after you hit it big. Usually a blog written while angry after a bad break up.

thanks for commenting! :O)

Re: New Words For A New World

fatfoogoo — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:58:10 -0000

HAHA! Awkwardology - absolutely brilliant. There's always that defining work relationship moment when you get the 'friend request' from the boss and that tiny little voice in the back of you head says, "hmmm...do I really want her/him having access to my slightly intoxicated exploits?"

I've experienced this on a few occasions and never had the defining term for it. Again, brilliant! Thanks!

Re: New Words For A New World

bluetooth dongle — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:51:56 -0000

I loved the SEO-iphied Throwing in the word “google” in the source code. Great stuff. Emjoyed it fully

Re: New Words For A New World

Modern Advertising Methods — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:18:04 -0000

Thanks for this list of terms. When everybody starts using them, now I'll know what they mean.

Really a cleaver post.

Warmly,

Linda P. Morton

Re: New Words For A New World

ophelia_chong — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:37:23 -0000

Muffin top! I can't eat muffins anymore. Feels cannabilistic (new word).

You are a true friend to do that for your friend. Now you have to get him to sign up on something equally Gummy for you. Like a cute cat site.

Thanks for commenting! :O)