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Slipperibiliness: the feeling you get when someone calls themselves an Internet/SEO Guru.
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Had myself a good laugh!!
Gumminess strikes home with me. My friend wanted to boost his level on some dating site and convinced me to sign up and friend him. Ever since then, I've been getting email reminders and creepy pokes.
Fleshyness is a close second. The unveiled muffin top is never sexy.
You are a true friend to do that for your friend. Now you have to get him to sign up on something equally Gummy for you. Like a cute cat site.
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Really a cleaver post.
Warmly,
Linda P. Morton
"Alexa-paralysis"
When websites gives you numbers that don't jive with your numbers. Both parties then go into facial and vocal paralysis. A Stare-Downation happens and only the first one that blinks first looses.
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I've experienced this on a few occasions and never had the defining term for it. Again, brilliant! Thanks!
"FullyDressified"
A public profile where you are wearing at least 3 pieces of clothing.
"BWD"
Blogging while Drunk. Defying all the odds you upload a post and forget about it until your Boss or ex reads it.
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"Fish Eyeballs": similar to "having eyeballs on your site", but with the addition of just plain staring at your site while held captive in a glass bowl.
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The condition where you will settle for just licking the monitor. Goes for Food sites as well."
It reminds me of that forward everyone sent around that has a pug dog licking the screen. I could do with less Gumminess sites though!
I just got an email from a site that I had ignored for over a year (surprised it was still around) that it missed me. It is creepy when emails like that sound like ex-boyfriends. "where are you? i miss you! come back!" ewww.
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Rabidtion
Gummition
Fleshtion
Actually sounds alot better. or maybe "ounce"
Rabidounce
Gummounce
Fleshounce
Not bad. It's beginning to sound like medication now.
"Can't Sleep? Try Gummounce! Not Chewy, but Gummy!"
"Need to loose that extra five pounds? Take Fleshounce!"
Getting better...
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Today's new word: Slide-itis
An allergic rash that VCs get when they are in a dark room with a four hour powerpoint that the presenter has to read every page to them and use a laser pointer as he/she reads across the slide.
Medicatability
A site that has a new Patch every day to keep the Bugs away.
girl avatars, packaging makes the sell. :O)
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So true. Google, not only in the context of SEO, but in general must be the word of the century.
I like the word SEOed more actually !!!